Carpet Muncher

"Carpet Muncher"
Girls Who Lick Girls "Vachina"
by Cracklee<3 October 27, 2008
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laughing at the carpet

Being violently sick. so much so you start jurking back and forth as if you are laughing
I got wasted last! Mumfound me laughing at the carpet
by Barry Hennett May 13, 2008
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Red Carpet

An extremely good looking woman that you would take to the most important functions.
She is definitely red carpet. I'd take her home to momma.
by NURREDIN October 28, 2008
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Red Carpet

when A womans pubic hair is styled in a Brazillian, but has had the rather embarrasing mishap of starting her period.
therefore, her pubic hair is stained red, giving the illusion of a "Red Carpet"
James:So, you get anywhere with megan last night?
Jamie:Nearly, but i took off her thong and she had a red carpet!it was so gross
James:Aw man,tough break.my girlfriend never has that problem
Jamie:its ok,i dumped her for sarah.she shaves.
JAmes:Nice.
by Carlita The Ninja Albanian. January 08, 2008
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Matching carpets

where pubic hairs are of same length or same cut as your head hairs
dammmnnn she was good in bed but she had matching carpets :/
by Niffer-fish October 05, 2008
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Carpet Snowplow

When you are doing doggy style on the ground, however, the receiver has their arms held behind their back and they are being pushed along the carpet by their chin. Thus, receiving a carpet burn on their chin. Warning, it's not to be confused with Reverse Carpet Snowplow.
"Did you see Kylin this morning? She defs did the carpet snowplow last night, her chin is inflamed"
by I feel it cummin September 12, 2018
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junkies carpet

Two stoners sit in their living room for several weeks, smoking doobies and occasionally sampling other recreational drugs. Over time, the carpet will become coated in a layer of different drugs. Bagged and tagged, the pick and mix of junkies carpet is then sold at a low price. The perfect solution to a budget night out... Or night in
I've got a week till payday, looks like I'm on junkies carpet till then
by JohnnyHash January 29, 2019
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