cabbage

repulsive, disgusting, or absolutely vile. It is not advised to use this word casually as it usually causes an extreme reaction for any listeners... like vomitting

jane: your boy friend proposed to you over a text while he was with your best friend? that's pretty cabbage...

by ms.smoov June 18, 2011

cabbage hole

A vigina that looks like a roll of cabbage cut in half and smells of old cabbage soup

Man that cabbage hole on that spoda bitch was gross

by reggin retah December 19, 2014

Cabbagewank

A cuss or a slur used to tell your peers that they are being a little stupid wankface.

BELLLLAAA, stop being a CaBbAgEwAnk

by BushyCuntDr4g0n July 20, 2017

Cabbage Pubes

Thick curly pubes that look like shredded cabbage

"Man I hooked up with a Russian History teacher and she had cabbage pubes all over."

by osama ben lez December 15, 2018

Cabbager

The Korean equivalent to a "Ricer". Defined by modifying an import car (In this case one from Korea) with often distasteful and mostly useless modifications. Some if these modifications include large wings/spoilers, "aerodynamic upgrades" held on by automotive tape, fake hood scoops, and other non-functional accessories often purchased at Auto-zone or on Amazon/Wish.

Person One: "Hey man did you see (Person Three)'s new modded Hyundai Elantra?"

Person two: "You mean that piece of shit with the stupid wing that provides no downforce because it's FWD, yeah. Man's a total cabbager."

by Danfitz7 September 20, 2020

wild cabbage

Marijuana grown in someone's back yard.

My uncle used to cultivate an enormous wild cabbage patch. He had enough weed to smoke, sell, and even eat for years.

by some punk kid April 27, 2005

Straight Cabbage

An action or trick(usually in extreme sports) so gnarly or rad the only way to describe it is straight cabbage. Can also be used to describe dank food.

Did you see Marcus pull that 540 method grab? That was straight cabbage!

Yo this salsa is straight cabbage!

by Mtothew March 12, 2010