bracket cancer

What you get when teams that you projected to go far in the NCAA tournament lose early on.

I got a bad case of bracket cancer after Vermont knocked off Syracuse.

by Hakim March 18, 2005

cancer

a disease lacking in humor, surplussing in tumor.

holy shit dude, that 6 centimeter mass in your lungs has no sense of humor. what a killjoy.

also, cancer.

by Hawaiian Dicking July 10, 2009

butthole cancer

A less serious name for anal and/or colon cancer

Dr. Gupta: You have butthole cancer.

Mr. Larrity: What are you talking about?

Dr. Gupta: It affects 99% of CEOs and 100% of politicians at some point in their lives. We will have to remove your butthole before it spreads.

by ThomasGRogan November 26, 2009

cancer flare

A cigarette or a cigar

Hey bro can i get one of those cancer flares?

by phoenix422 June 12, 2007

canerdling

When two nerds are canoodling. Often involving some romantic whispers of Star Wars or LOTR. Sometimes computer code or other IT lingo would be used by the nerds to quietly express their affection.

I just overheard Herman call Georgina his "Elven Princess" while they they were canerdling in the corner!

by DragassternaterPrime January 10, 2012

Cancer dick boy

Someone who has no dick or a limp baby dick that looks like its on the verge of death.

Amy: hey did you guys hear Alex is a cancer dick boy?

by Spooptard July 6, 2016

Cancer

Those 10 year old kids on the bus that do Fortnite dances and move back so far that the bus needs a bigger bus

Those kids are Cancer

by MaxMemez05 September 20, 2018