When someone doesn't wipe themselves good enough after taking a shit & leaves a crusty icing in their underwear.
by Bill Bixby May 15, 2005
person a: "i went to the fair today but didn't get cotton candy because the line was too long..."
person b:"lame cakes"
person b:"lame cakes"
by Torey H March 30, 2008
A close relative to the turd. Ass cakes are dropped in the toilet soon after consuming such things as Monster Energy drinks, Dr. Peppers, Dr. McSteves, or Cake. Ass Cakes pass quickly and quietly with little to no pain or discomfort. Dropping an ass cake is usually a pleasant experience that should not even require you to grab the nearest Playboy. It is advised that you announce to anyone that can hear you when you are about to drop an ass cake. It is vital information. They wish to know of your pleasure.
by Ellisniss MGP January 17, 2010
a small round cake of potato roughly the size of a compact disc cd. it is dipped in a delicious batter and deep fried until golden brown, and is normally eaten as a snack with tomato sauce and a sprinkle o' salt.
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
Potato cakes can usually be found at your local fish & chip shop for 60 cents each.
(australia)
by ungoliant April 25, 2006
one who wears too much makeup (specifically foundation/coverup) ; in which they cover their face because they are too ugly to show their normal face . or they just use way to much makeup and it looks like you could scrape it off
1. aha you see that guy making out with cakeface over there?
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"
2. ew shes a cakeface
3. "im trying to tell you in a nice way that you wear too much foundation..makes you look clownish and i think you are too pretty for that"
by KRiSTY August 28, 2004
by Cobin May 30, 2015
The end result of taking half a dump, wiping prematurely, then dropping the rest of your deuce, and wiping again.
Bro, I think I just clogged your toilet.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
WTF!?!
I guess your apartment's weak ass pipes couldn't handle the layer cake I just unloaded in there.
by Birdamus December 03, 2013