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California Syndrome

1.) People, typically from the Midwest who believe everything about California is fantastic and talk constantly about running away and/or hitchhiking there.

2.) California natives as well as others who've become increasingly obsessed with California state; Primarily major Southern California cities (Los Angeles, Hollywood & San Diego). As well as California (pop)culture; Including the California Pizza Kitchen, PAC-Sun, Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard.
I'm moving to Fresno as to avoid further damage from the infectious California Syndrome.

California paint chips 

The remnants of dried semen on a teenager's bedroom walls made from flinging the jizzum around the room after masturbation.
Lol my little brother has California paint chips flung all over his room.
California paint chips by Pnarls October 21, 2011

California divorce 

When a married couple from California get divorced, but still have sex with each other.
Jim and Janes terms of their "California Divorce" include Jim paying alimony, child support and sleeping with jane on the weekends.
California divorce by d-harrell October 19, 2003

california state bird 

Extension of middle finger at asshole drivers Most common bird found in California.
That mother f*@ker just gave me the california state bird!

california twister 

rotational fisting whilst dressed as a bear
"i picked up my costume and he gave me a california twister"
california twister by steamy119 March 29, 2010

California igloo 

When a male applies icy hot to his testicles before mating
"Damn girl you gon experience a california igloo tonight"
California igloo by Crisp muffin August 16, 2016