Skip to main content

Pi Cemetery

When mathematical conjectures or hypotheses on the number π have finally been proved to be false—any hunches or doubts about them have now been put to rest.
In the last half-century, the piece of land initially allocated for pi cemetery has been enlarged a few times to welcome new dead members on its premises.
by Fasters November 4, 2022
mugGet the Pi Cemetery mug.

to pour cement

(followed by on, and then the name of the person, посадить и закопать in Russian): to put someone in jail for life for a non-violent (but NOT victimless) crime like massive-scope corruption, and then kill them, or order their killing, in jail, under suspicious circumstances
to pour cement on someone, as a method, was formerly used by the KGB
by Sexydimma May 25, 2016
mugGet the to pour cement mug.

Throw me in the cement

1) When your tired or over something
Friend 1: "Bro throw me in the cement that last physics exam was so hard!"
by Mighty Khangaroo June 16, 2018
mugGet the Throw me in the cement mug.

Boys dorm cement mixer

When someone in the Boys dorm has clogged a toilet, and the rest of the dorm continues to shit in it until it resembles hardened cement.
Really Dominic another Boys dorm cement mixer.
by Vladimir Siriia January 25, 2020
mugGet the Boys dorm cement mixer mug.

Cold Stone Creamery

A sex act in which the male shits and freezes his shit. The man's woman then puts the frozen shit in a condom. The woman then uses the rock hard shit condom as a dildo and fucks the shit out of the man. After a few minutes of anal play, the shit is partially melted. The couple then eat the half melted shit condom like a popsicle.
My wife and I Cold Stone Creameried then shared the delicious treat.
The three 50 year olds had a fun time Cold Stone Creamerying in the back of a stolen Camry.
by kongbongokcool April 29, 2020
mugGet the Cold Stone Creamery mug.

cum cement

When you wank off in a hot shower, and your man juice gets cooked into a viscous cement-like puddy.
Aw shit bro I cum cemented my happy trail again. It's gonna take a jackoffhammer to break it off.
by donkey punching bag September 3, 2016
mugGet the cum cement mug.

clement

Beautiful french guy. Usually, they come from Paris...

By the way, it means as well smart and clever.
What a Clement guy!!
by Clementusrugby August 8, 2006
mugGet the clement mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email