Friend: ah gowan do it
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
Me: No! Sorry boi but I can't
Friend: ah do it for the crack lad!
Me: alright then ill give it a go!
by Jay McEv November 16, 2019
Get the Do it for the crack mug.A person who’s daily objective and lifelong passion is to consistently aggravate friends and co-workers without provocation or relief, to aggrandize the insignificant, to project the appearance of superior knowledge from hear say and restate as fact.
Crack-mites are relentlessly annoying and incapable of voluntary silence.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
Crack-mites multiply at an alarming rate by attaching themselves to rumor, gossip and untruths.
by Boo-HV August 16, 2017
Get the Crack-mite mug.When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.
Wanna make it official and crack tips?
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.
I really like your new car! .... crack tips?
Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019
Get the Crack Tips mug.A sexual position fit for the most suave gamblers of your closest shit-rate motel.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
A man drops his pants and underwear and slaps his dick on a pack of playing cards. He pulls out a jack and ace and puts them at the top of the deck. A woman strips and shoves the pack of cards into her mouth. Now this is where the true skill is involved. The man says a short quippy joke while simultaneously slapping the woman’s cheek with his erect cock and spinning around with his ass cheeks directly I front of her face. If timed correctly, the snort from laughing at the joke combined with the dick slap will cause her to spit out the top two cards in the deck. Straight into the mans ass crack. Thus, blackjack in the crack.
Man 1: Wow, Daniel Craig really is suave on the set of Casino Royals (2006)
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
Man 2: Yea but he isn’t just some pg-13 lil bitch either. He found that wild chick Jade off set and got a blackjack in the crack. Heard he came like a stallion in heat.
Man 1: Damn, was this before or after he got his balls whacked by mads mikkelsen?
Man 2: Oh fuck off.
by DPdestruction March 18, 2019
Get the blackjack in the crack mug.To have a second or third round of sex, where the penetration effectively loosens the crust formed by the previous coitus.
The morning after, Johny was so horny he had little choice but to crack a crustie and bone Mary before she showered.
by Mont the 3 legged dog December 20, 2010
Get the Crack a crustie mug.by lyssa89 June 23, 2014
Get the coochie crack mug.The forming of bedding, for example: doona's and blankets in a nest like fasion to create a comfortable and safe enviorment in which to smoke crack pipes.
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Note: this is best achieved in the morning proir to engaging the days events
Damn, I came home from work and she had built a crack nest in my bed.
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
Are those blankets for your crack nest?
Do you fancy a roll about in my crack nest?
by cockstar June 19, 2011
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