covfefe

NOUN: a confused, garbled, bewildering or incoherent statement by a person in power who exercises poor judgement and may be unstable
ADJECTIVE: confusing, garbled, nonsensical and irresponsible -- from a powerful person

VERB: to covfefe: to put people with less power in a quandary because what they heard from a person in power made no sense and made them feel anxious
Noun Example: He kept trying to explain what he had said earlier, but it was a covfefe
Adjective Example: The covfefe statement never could be explained.
Verb Example: We wanted clarification but instead he covfefed us.
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When you when referring to coverage fluff (as in a fefe=poodle). Just mindless coverage of unimportantance.
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A combination of the word "coverage" and the 4chan fefe meme. First used first by the 45th US President to call out media coverage as shit posting.
The big don accused the press of covfefe in an attempt to cover up his profound incompetence.
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COVFEFE (n) COV-FEE-FEE:
(1) A portmanteau of "news coverage" and "fefes," a slang term for butthurt feelings and emotions;

(2) Media coverage of events not based in fact but instead misrepresented to appeal to the base emotions of already delusional people, often using anonymous sources.

Synonyms: fake news, CNN, Rachael Maddow, ShariaBlue, Media Matters for America, Brocking
"Did you see CNN'S covfefe of President Trump's new budget? Anonymous officials say that it's cutting all social security benefits while fully funding homosexual death camps."

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'Breaking News -Trump firing his entire inner circle today because Schumer doesn't like them.' = covfefe
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(N.) It could be a code word but generally it's when your hands are too small to hit letters correctly to spell "coverage".
Trump receives a lot of negative press covfefe.
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On May 31st 2017 Donald Trump posted the following on his Twitter "Despite the constant negative press covfefe" No one knows what it means but he was possibly drunk at the time.
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The anger you have after seeing a video of yourself with a crazy women chopping your head off!
That crazy bitch just cut my covfefe off!
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