Like the junk punch for guys, this version involves basically doing a "cup check" on a woman. Basically I invented this by accident after my girl tried to "cup check" me. I figured that since she doesn't have the same parts... It wouldn't hurt as bad... Apparently (as she described it) it is the equivalent of a guy getting hit in the balls... My bad...
Like in the video game Saints Row the Third, that bitch was pissing me off so I had to use the clit punch attack.
by Painful jujitsu January 19, 2012
When a clitoris and beer gut become so large your doctor tells you that you are a fat ass. This area is penetrable only by ones cousin.
by Wordsmith57 June 14, 2015
A clit fit occurs when a lesbian begins to rant about the male dominant society in which we live and how nearly everything is constructed in a phallic way to subliminally undermine women and their vaginas.
lesbian having a clit fit, "Look at that light switch! It's a like a little cock I have to stroke just see in the dark!"
man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."
lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"
man, "please do."
man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."
lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"
man, "please do."
by Hellpaddy July 25, 2009
The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.
by Anthony O'dell Williams February 09, 2007
The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
by pseudomine December 08, 2009
When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
by RedReplicant August 19, 2010
by pointy knife November 19, 2016