The use of a suctioning device placed on the clitoris to create a new sensation and enlarge it.
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
"I'm gunna go buy a clit pump because my clit is so small you can't even find it!"
by Dr. V. Jay, PhD November 6, 2014
Get the clit pumpmug. An alternate way to call someone a whore or slut, while also attempting to make them look stupid after they confusingly ask what you said.
Thacker's Facebook status: "Banged nine girls last week. Hell yeah."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
Zuel: "You're such a clit farmer."
Thacker: "A what?"
The entirety of Thacker's friends list: "Hahahahahahahaha."
by AaronCopeland July 13, 2011
Get the clit farmermug. A clit fit occurs when a lesbian begins to rant about the male dominant society in which we live and how nearly everything is constructed in a phallic way to subliminally undermine women and their vaginas.
lesbian having a clit fit, "Look at that light switch! It's a like a little cock I have to stroke just see in the dark!"
man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."
lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"
man, "please do."
man, "but if it you stuck your finger in a hole in the wall to turn on a light, you could be electrocuted."
lesbian having a clit fit, "fuck your penis!"
man, "please do."
by Hellpaddy July 24, 2009
Get the clit fitmug. The small pellets of condom lubricant and female vaginal fluids that congeal around the outer folds of the labias.
by Anthony O'dell Williams February 10, 2007
Get the clit boogermug. The annoying behavior exhibited by people, which inevitably results in a chick not getting laid. Clit blocking can come in many forms, but typically has an element of someone dissuading a man from engaging in sexual activity with a woman.
She clit blocked me last night! He was going to let me sit on his face, but then she came along and ruined it by demanding that I take her home immediately. Ugh, what a clit blocker!
by pseudomine December 8, 2009
Get the Clit Blockermug. When a woman masturbates so furiously (often with the assistance of a vibe or dildo) that her clit feels like it's been pounded by a jackhammer.
Girl 1: "God, I gave myself three orgasms last night, but this morning I have a horrible case of jackhammer clit!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
Girl 2: "I know, right? It's that damn Hitachi, it just works too well!"
by RedReplicant August 19, 2010
Get the Jackhammer Clitmug. by david12340 May 16, 2009
Get the hammy clitmug.