Christopher mittel

Phx Ninja 42 juGGalo a...awesome amazing man that will always have your back and is loyal af to a fault and is a mine

Christopher mittel is truely and honestly the man of your dreams dont let him get away

by Stephanie fiore February 17, 2021

Christopher braxen

Greatest rapper in history. He’s got hit songs like Ghetto life, Melbourne and IMH. One a kind guy must check him out.

Christopher braxen is the greatest rapper

by Random fan of Christopher February 25, 2021

Christopher

a guy thats obsessed with valorant when hes only a bronze

also a simp

also ranked #1 as most common gay name

Christopher: "yoo i aced last night"

by aimzas April 6, 2021

christopher

plays too much FORTNITE and roblox his favourite game on roblox is adopt me, he is a teachers pet, allergic to 99% of all humans

person 1: you act like christopher
person 2: 😭

by roiuhgpiurfhpiureqhrehiureqhiu April 22, 2021

Christopher

the freaking cutest human being in the whole wide world. he will love you like no other and give you all the hugs and kisses. definitely befriend any christophers you know

omg christopher asked me to be his friend

by b.r.i.n.a April 29, 2021

christopher hawkinz

christopher hawkinz is a code word amongst men to describe a woman in their immediate vicinity who is staring them down or eye raping them. It is derived from the awkwardness of stephen hawking and christopher reed. It is often combined with a number do describe the amount of "hawkinz"

"i am getting christopher hawkinz in the 10th degree from over there."

"christopher hawkinz is with us tonight boys!"

"tonight is a bad night i'm getting christopher hawkinz in the negative 35th degree."

by supadupaparatrupa April 30, 2012

Christopher Proctor

Does like to sing in the shower

Doesnt like when people poor chemicals into the earth
Does like to dance like a sexy race horse
Doesnt like to clean cat poo out of the garden
Does like freedom and confidence
Doesnt like narrow minded superficial jargon
Does like to laugh and cook organic yummies
Doesnt like when kids dont wear helmets while riding bikes

#1 Kitten in back alley: "Meow" .......
Christopher Proctor: "Get out...Ahhhh!"

#2 Cute NYC Boy "OMG, My mom bought me this Prada purse, true motherly love"
Christopher Proctor: "I just threw up in my mouth"

#3 Oil company: "Lets dig for oil, and stink up the earth"
Christopher Proctor "No."

by hmmmmm5892 October 17, 2011