vaginal chainsaw massacre

The act of wrapping ones penis in aluminum foil and then having rough intercourse

John wrapped his tool in foil and then stuck it in Sally

by G·r·a·h·a·m June 13, 2005

Chain Letter

A letter, often containing a story, that promises something good if sent to x people (or in the case of MySpace, reposted) in y minutes, and often comes with a consequence if not reposted.

These are very popular on MySpace, and in some cases chain letters threaten account deletion if not reposted. They are very annoying and clutter up the bulletins.

These letters are NOT TRUE. Trust me; I've ignored various chain letters with something along the lines of "repost or you will die" and I'm still alive and well. If I do die, it will have nothing to do with a chain letter.

<Random person A> I got one of those chain letters. If I don't repost this by midnight tonight then I apparantly will be killed off by a ghost. What do I do?
<Random person B> Ignore it. Whoever made that is trying to clutter up e-mail servers.

by gs68 May 17, 2005

Sexual Chair Fetish

When the person in question wants or is having a sexual relationship with a chair. Some examples may include pounding the chair leg into your ass or vagina, another example is drilling a hole into the seat of the chair and fucking it with your penis. There are many other ways too but these are the classic ones.

IF YOU WANT ME TO WRITE A STORY ABOUT A SEXUAL CHAIR FETISH PLEASE LEAVE A LIKE!!!

by catrapeman May 19, 2019

Chairlympics

The Chairlympics are games usually played in schools or offices that involves any number of handy chairs.

Games range from simple races on rolling chairs, hurdle courses, and chair diskus.

Generally frowned upon by the management or administration.

I won gold in the chairlympics longjump by jumping seven chairs.

by Subsonik July 13, 2006

chainsaw orgy

A situation found in the popular games Gears of War and Gears of War 2 in which 3 or more players are brutally cut to pieces by enemy chainsaws in quick succession or by multiple people. Usually this occurs when a player chainsaws an enemy player that is in the process of chainsawing one of his teammates, quickly escalating into a chainsaw orgy.

The fight over the meatflag resulted in a complete chainsaw orgy.

by stoutken m December 20, 2008

Chaise longue

1. A long chair, almost like a sofa, that supports the legs.

2. The title of a song by the band Wet Leg.

I've got a chaise longue in my dressing room

And a pack of warm beer that we can consume.

by Maverick Fischer April 19, 2022

grab chain

To sink a shot in disc golf, particularly one made from a considerable distance.

The term originates from the construction of a disc golf goal, which contains several chains to catch an incoming disc.

(on hole 1 of the Hibbing disc golf course, 500+ yards to the goal)
Marko: Watch me sink this baby in 2.
John: Really? I figured you'd grab chain from here.

by jmarios June 29, 2011