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Burnt the toaster

A plan that either gone wrong or not as expected
by Potato fan January 11, 2024
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Burnt

When you've exceeded the limit of intoxication that qualifies you as "hammered".
"Girl, you arent even lit anymore. You burnt." -Jess Rose to friend stumbling around at the bar
by ClearlyCrazy November 30, 2016
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Burnt

To be so mentally and cognitively fucked up from years of drug use that the brain is in a permanently damaged state where one is not able to function in daily life.
Rusty was on the crack pipe for about two decades. After he quit, he couldn’t live normally from his brain being burnt.
by 0nixx July 7, 2018
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Burnt Kumquat

When you torch massive load of cum and shove it in a woman's stink star and eat it out
I was eating the burnt kumquat then I lost all sense of taste
by Pablo42069 February 12, 2025
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burnt salami

The burnt salami tastes like a burnt toenail.
by Debskelly1985 March 15, 2023
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Burnt toast

If someone has "burnt toast" it means they are in a bad mood because of a sequence of events earlier in the day starting with burnt toast. Example: you wake up in the morning and burn your toast, so you're in a bad mood and cut someone off driving, then he's in a bad mood and snaps at his co worker, then he's in a bad mood goes home and fights with his wife, then she's in a bad mood etc etc,
"hey bob how's your day going?"

"F*ck off would ya tony!"

"Oh sh*t, I don't need your burnt toast"
by Shimmying August 22, 2017
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