OK. So let's say Candace Owens is right. Let's say she IS a man... Now what? What happens then? Because is MY thing is true, the obvious extension and logical conclusion is that we need to create a mechanism to distinguish the people who actually have schizophrenia from the people who actually do not and then we need to create an avenue for legal recourse for the people who are just being communally harassed (because harassment in the workplace is not allowed). Then you would need a mechanism by which to identify it happening in schools and in workplaces and an incentive structure for reporting and a punishment for participating or instigating or propagating. AND THEN... Your kids, friends, and siblings get murdered less. There is less of an incentive to murder you. You DON'T get stabbed to death in the night by your own kids because their mental health isn't being sandpapered away by the people around them. But even of Candy O is right... What actually happens there? Nothing. It's an investigation that affects no one and does nothing.
Hym "Ok. So, let's say that Brigitte Macron IS a man. You're right. She's a man. Now what?"
Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"
Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."
Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"
Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."
Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"
Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"
Candy O "Well that means the French president is GAY!"
Hym "He's... He's FRENCH."
Candy O "But if he's a man and she's a man... That's GAY!"
Hym "Again... Even if she was a woman, there is nothing more GAY than heterosexual sex between a French man and... You know, literally anyone."
Candy O "But she's pretending to be a woman but she's a man!"
Hym "I know! It's crazy! She's got a big fat cock but he's wearing a dress! Like, whaaaa?"
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Jeff: You know everyday I see many people on the forums complain that brig can 1v6,but I just move on,those are called
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Get the brig inhabitant mug.Last summer, my younger brother and I threw a kegger at our cottage. He invited some of his mates, and I invited mine.
Good times were had by all. I spent most of the two nights drinking with his friends.
One guy, in particular, caught my eye. Like most guys, I have a type. Physically speaking, he fit the bill. I don’t remember how we got started talking, but we got on famously. he’s twenty-three, I’m twenty-six.
We could both feel the instant connection. There was mutual attraction.
But…
he had a boyfriend, and I have a boyfriend.
Notice I say, “Had”? They broke up. Notice I said, “Have”? We’re still together. In love, in fact. For three years.
Anyway, a few months later and this boy was still on my mind. I probably shouldn’t have, but I nicked him contact info from my bro and we started talking over Messenger. Infrequently at first. Once in a blue moon, really.
Then, one weekend several months ago, he mentioned she was coming into town. I asked if she wanted to meet up at this bar my mates and I were going to be at.
he came alone.
We enjoyed ourselves. Talked more frequently over Messenger, and eventually went out for drinks several more times – just the two of us.
Now we speak several times a week over Messenger and on the phone, but our conversations are what I would describe as the kind two people engage in when they’re beginning a romantic relationship.
he tells me I’m “funny” and that I “make him laugh.” She explains that I “make him feel special.” Tells me I’m “not like most guys.”
There is an inextricable connection between us. It is impossible to deny. he is exactly my type. Even more so than my boyfriend.
And there’s the rub.
My boyfriend.
The man I’m deeply in love with, and have been for nearly three years. My companion. My lover. My best friend.
I adore him, and would never cheat on hi .
But, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about this other guy since we first met, nearly a year ago. Each time we get together it gets a little more intimate. I’m left even more wounded.
This weekend I’m going to be going down to his place for a house party. I’ll be spending the night.
I know I bring this upon myself, but I can’t help it. I feel drawn to this other guy. I should just cut all ties, but I can't.
What the fvck am I going to do?
Good times were had by all. I spent most of the two nights drinking with his friends.
One guy, in particular, caught my eye. Like most guys, I have a type. Physically speaking, he fit the bill. I don’t remember how we got started talking, but we got on famously. he’s twenty-three, I’m twenty-six.
We could both feel the instant connection. There was mutual attraction.
But…
he had a boyfriend, and I have a boyfriend.
Notice I say, “Had”? They broke up. Notice I said, “Have”? We’re still together. In love, in fact. For three years.
Anyway, a few months later and this boy was still on my mind. I probably shouldn’t have, but I nicked him contact info from my bro and we started talking over Messenger. Infrequently at first. Once in a blue moon, really.
Then, one weekend several months ago, he mentioned she was coming into town. I asked if she wanted to meet up at this bar my mates and I were going to be at.
he came alone.
We enjoyed ourselves. Talked more frequently over Messenger, and eventually went out for drinks several more times – just the two of us.
Now we speak several times a week over Messenger and on the phone, but our conversations are what I would describe as the kind two people engage in when they’re beginning a romantic relationship.
he tells me I’m “funny” and that I “make him laugh.” She explains that I “make him feel special.” Tells me I’m “not like most guys.”
There is an inextricable connection between us. It is impossible to deny. he is exactly my type. Even more so than my boyfriend.
And there’s the rub.
My boyfriend.
The man I’m deeply in love with, and have been for nearly three years. My companion. My lover. My best friend.
I adore him, and would never cheat on hi .
But, I’ve been unable to stop thinking about this other guy since we first met, nearly a year ago. Each time we get together it gets a little more intimate. I’m left even more wounded.
This weekend I’m going to be going down to his place for a house party. I’ll be spending the night.
I know I bring this upon myself, but I can’t help it. I feel drawn to this other guy. I should just cut all ties, but I can't.
What the fvck am I going to do?
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