Dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: You're gay
Person 2: well, you are a dead chick magnet attatched to a pink hello kitty covered sun in the shape of a boot that is impossible to take of that smells with a flotaing castle time machine

by Confusingmonkey April 27, 2010

shit boot

When you get so sick that you throw up and shit yourself at the same time. Applies best when the sickness is caused by alcohol.

Dude, did you see me last night? The combination of Mad Dog, Boones, Lonestar Light, and Jager made me shit boot all over the place. I painted that bathroom brown and red.

by IHaveMetalTeeth May 1, 2007

Filipino Work Boot

The Filipino Work Boot is a lewd act involving the act of ejaculating into a shoe, slipper, or otherwise foot holding device. It is extremely hilarious, and should be performed at least three times a week for good measure.

"Man, Tim was pissed when he put on his moccasins and found out I had given him a Filipino Work Boot"

"Wow, you are awesome and not fat at all!"

by Chunk Knuckle February 27, 2010

Car boot sale

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.

Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."

by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010

boot neck

A bootneck is a Royal Marine Commando.

Thick necks from the heavy weights they carrie.

by Light May 30, 2005

Boot Licker

A democrat, one who put ideology before truth for the sake of gaining favor within their bubble.

This election was won by getting large blocks of boot licker to the polls.

by Algae 2020 January 8, 2021

Toot it & Boot it

To snort illegal substances such as: cocaine,oxycotton, or pcp. Then to sell it to people. The (toot) is the drugs you snort, the (boot) is when you export it.

Posh: Aye man, are you gunna start sellin that coke yet? Or just keep it all to yourself?

HellBoy: Nah man, relax im just gunna toot it to see how it is, if its A-1 ill boot it.

Toot it & Boot it!

by POSHeries February 25, 2011