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bookie's pencil

a rather small penis. this refers to the small stub of pencil normally found in a betting shop or bookmakers, the shortened version of which is known as a bookie.
he's got a cock like a bookie's pencil.
by papers March 29, 2007
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Boobie-doo Disease

When a woman's belly sticks out further than her boobies do.
There are 4 types of Boobie-doo Disease.
- Pregnitis: A fully acceptable and temporary form caused by being pregnant.
- Indentitis: Acceptable, but disappointing. This is the result of extreme lack of boobies, also know as being flat.
- Ponchitis: The ponch creates a belly that is much too flabby. Cures are possible through diet and exercise.
- Guntitis: More common in older females. The mystery that is the gunt, which is partly made up of belly, protrudes a distance greater than the boobies.
Hey man, why won't you go on a date with Sarah?
Dude, she's caught a bad case of Boobie-doo Disease.
Really?
Yeah man, serious case of Ponchitis!

Hey Trevor, I noticed your girl's showing early signs of Boobie-doo Disease, you gonna step in and say something?
No worries, bro. It's just a case of Pregnitis!
For real? Congrats buddy!
by JettSkyler July 1, 2010
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Bare butt boogie

To bare your bum (or flip a moonie) to a passerby and give it a jiggle whilst you are at it
Dammit, I had to stop Al from doing the bare butt boogie at all those chinese tourists yesterday
by Little Miss Mayonnaise June 8, 2005
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Boobiebashing

Steph: Look At Him, Whats He Doing?
Holli: I Think.. I Think Hes Boobiebashing
Steph: :O Boobie....Bashing....
Holli: Yeh Lets Join

(They All Boobiebash Together)
by Holli&Steph. April 15, 2008
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Boobie Doobies

Dude that chic has some nice looking jugs. Hell yeah bro them things right there are some boobie doobies.
by mrlowdo September 6, 2010
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boogie woogie wu

The name of a song by a hip hop/rap group named the Insane Clown Posse. The song is on The Great Milenko album. The song is telling a morbid nursery rhyme about the boogie woogie man and what he does to kids.
"Boogie woogie woogie woogie wu...her comes the boogie man..." from the song Boogie Woogie Wu by ICP
by jc51 May 8, 2008
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zeeky boogie doog

by Steve February 18, 2004
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