mr blonde

A villain from Perfect Dark on the N64.

Mr Blonde is gonna own my ass!

by Grineyfase December 8, 2006

Blonde Effect

When a blonde female is overly base (stupid) and ridiculous, and causes everyone in her vicinity to be mentally disabled until the blonde leaves the vicinity/room.

Everytime she walks into a room, everyones brains seem to shut down. Talk about having the blonde effect

by UselessfromReedley April 7, 2010

blonde

stupid girl, likely to be named rachel. you think she is acting dumb, but she actually is just dumb to the core. lacks cmmon sense, but is likely to be book smart and very very beautiful. gives everyone a good laugh when she messes up being dumb.

girl: *1 walks into lampost*

girl: 'your so blonde!'

by jellyfish963 November 7, 2010

Blonde Bomber

A natural blonde female who has blonde pubes.

I went to go down on her and realized that her pubes were blonde. She was a blonde bomber bro. It was epic.

by The Muff Diver Pro January 20, 2014

blond moment

Someone other than a blond who has no street sense; forgetting something you learned as a child.

Keisha: Girl, you know what? I forgot how to start the car for a minute there.

Stacie: You must be having a blond moment.

by Nykky July 31, 2005

blonde girl

A blonde girl is the girl that try’s to make you laugh all the time, and she is funny, but sometimes she’s just falling in life and is depressed

“Why is she so sad today? Yesterday she was laughing all the time...she must be a blonde girl.”

by dude..wtf October 22, 2020

blond dreads

Dread locks worn by someone with blond or otherwise light-colored hair. Looks riduculous, like they've got chicken fingers on their head.

Why do people with blond hair get dreads? Do they think it looks cool or something? Goddamn hippie fruit of babylon.

by teh pope October 28, 2004