Blonde

a girl- ditzy, stupid, forgetful, annoying, thinks shes better than everyone

myself

by kelby March 5, 2003

blonde

Let's talk about Hillary Duff and Britney Spears.

They are both stupid AND are blondes. 80% of blondes in USA are stupid. They have more fun because they study less, which means more work in the future.
FUCK YOU BLONDES, I DONT CARE IF I'M RACIST SHIT!!!

by realass dude November 3, 2004

blonde moment

when a blonde haired person does something ditzsy,clumsy,stupid,etc.

Wow I just fell on my face!Whoa Im having a blonde moment!!

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

blonde

thought to be stupid by society. In reality, the only blondes I know and have met are all very intelligent. My IQ is 149. My best (blonde) friend's is a 135. I can name nine blondes with IQs above 130, disproving the theory that blondes are more dumb. It's a load of bullshit, people.

(real) Blondes don't neccesarily have more fun. We just have beautiful hair.

by anonymous December 23, 2004

blonde moment

An instant of such complete idiocy that it could only be perpetrated by a blonde.

The entire class froze when the dumb blonde yelled out "Viva Mexico!"

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

Blonde

A Blonde is a person who creates urban dictionary definitions about how despite the misconceptions, Blondes really aren't dumb and ditzy

*Me reading urbandictionary definition of "blonde"*

"Blondes are NOT dumb, blondes can be just as smart and intelligent as brunettes. It can be hurtful to blondes when people assume they are dumb, blonde is a hair color, not a personality trait. Blondes are people too, they have feelings too and get offended when people assume they are dumb."

Me: This definition was definitely written by a Blonde.
Friend: Absolutely, total Blonde move

by YourMotherTribeck May 29, 2013

inner blond

A person who doesn't have blond hair, but they are truly a "blond" person on the inside.

"OMG...I just remembered my story. Okay, so one day my mom's college roomate's sister's son tripped over a root when he was running. He fell over and got really scraped up. Okay...that's my story!!!" the brunette Kathryn says as a huge smile spreads across her face.
Mary Bowden and Molly look at one another and say, "Oh Kathryn you are such an inner blond."

by i know the guy who the Easter definition is about November 18, 2004