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Snicker blacker than a nigger

Can only be used of black people who's fatter than a boat
Bitch ass nigga: Are you snicker blacker than a nigger?
White peron: Nah. but that really hurt my feelings
by Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh November 17, 2020
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boogalooging blucker

An alien looking, pale, skinny, white Caucasian man.
You boogalooging blucker! Gain some weight!
by Boogaloog February 27, 2023
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K-K-Kock Blocked

When a parent forbids a child from being in a relationship based on the other childs race.
Did you hear about Trey? His dad K-K-Kock Blocked him the other day.
by ForidaMan October 19, 2015
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c blocked

Dude, I was hitting on this chick and he c blocked me by showing off his Mercedes. Now she won't talk to me.
by Gavin So Complicated August 17, 2006
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lap-blocked

When you are sitting in a chair and your cat makes an attempt to jump into your lap but realizes there is no room and has to jump off quickly. Usually this is because you have a laptop computer, magazine or plate of food, etc. already taking up that space.
Spouse 1: Jeez! The cat just tried to jump right into my lap and I didn't even invite him up here.

Spouse 2: Ha ha! Lap-blocked!
by jezzi May 30, 2008
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Bloker

1) a very cool and funny dude, who is half Bloke & half Joker - a BLOKER.

Bloke - a popular English term for a very cool Dude. Such as a 'Goodfella', one of the guys and a great drinking pal.

Joker - a funny-ass motherfucker, who is typically roguish in behavior.
That Bloker was the coolest and funniest dude at that rocking party. He completey 'owned it'. Everybody loved him! He was a Rock Star...

Examples - David Beckham, Chris Serafini, Johhny Depp, Jack Black, Joe Namath, Ron Kunze, Jack White, Keith Richards, Steve McQueen, Ernest Hemingway, Tim Lincecum, Marlon Brando, Frank Sinatra, Jake Plummer, etc.
by S+KRoyale November 15, 2010
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cocked blocked by Bill Gates

Unable to receive the sexual pleasures from someone because he or she is too busy dealing with the problems of his or her's PC.
Johnny (to his best friend): Yo, so did you get laid last night?

James: Nah, my booty call got ruined when her PC got a virus.

Johnny: hahaha, you got cocked blocked by Bill Gates! you should've bought her that Mac like I told you to!
by Lie_Detector_411 July 22, 2010
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