Height Blindness

Being blinded by a man’s ugly face because he is taller than 6’2

I thought he was cute from across the bar but once I got up close I realized I had serious height blindness

by CrustyBitch June 1, 2019

Satire Blind

When people on the internet cannot see satire due to it being said by a group of people seen as “cringe” or otherwise believed to be prone to saying such things.

“I saw this post where this girl was talking about meeting Dream SMP members at a fake school.”
“That was obviously a joke, you’re so satire blind.”

by The definite pisstake. September 14, 2021

acquired blindness

becoming attracted to someone or something after an initial encounter where there was no attraction

"Whoah, what happened to him?"
"He's got acquired blindness for that girl Amy. She's fricken ugly."

by Nately's Whore's Kid Sister November 4, 2011

blind-gating

Staying in someone's blind spot for a really long time while driving.

Instead of passing me cleanly, the dude was just blind-gating. Luckily, I had my mirrors set up so I could see him.

by 1695814 September 6, 2013

App Blind

Temporarily unable to find an app in a large grid of apps on a phone or tablet.

Oh goodness, I'm app blind, I can't find that app and I know it's here somewhere.

by Jon & Kevin September 16, 2020

Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

Blunt blind

Hitting someone so hard with the truth to see if they’ll take flight or stay 4life

Karissa: I told him he needed to man up and tell me the truth, I could handle it.

Carrie: dangggg what did he say?

Karissa: He was totally shocked and told me everything! Guess he realized I’m no easy prize

Carrie: that’s a blunt blind if I’ve ever seen one

by spread that April 12, 2023