Stfu before i make you lick my bloody ear ring

This is obviously a code for hardcore gay sex. When expressed by a male, he really wants to get in that guy booty.

Guy1: You don't scare me!
Guy2: Stfu before I make you lick my bloody ear ring!
Guy1: Ummmm....
Guy2: ;)

by Randomdude990 May 9, 2016

NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric

1. When someone needs to rest before they actually are supposed to be resting.

2. When Someone wakes up on vacation eats breakfast and immediately needs to go back to the room for a nappy.

3. When your name is Eric (Blank)

Mr. Murray neva has to NBTN: Nap Before The Nap AKA the Eric, do to his ability to channel energy from the sun or the moon.

by Mr Murray's Brother Mr. Lee November 11, 2010

wet before contact

The act of precuming before a sexual act. Also shortened to wbc.

I visited a strip club with some friends at the weekend, but I was wet before contact.

by Smokey McPot. December 15, 2008

You ever suck a real live dick before

A fantastic insult that will destroy the opposing party in an arguement

Hey buddy you ever suck a real live dick before?

by Yungfruitsnack6900 March 15, 2019

Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.

Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.

by Jeed January 13, 2009

beforeday

adverb, noun

1. the day before yesterday
2. two days ago
3. preceding recent times

related words: afterday

reference: a workaround to simplify the referencing of time, adapted from the Chinese 前天 (qiántiān, literally before•day), having the same meaning

1. Beforeday is the day before yesterday.
2. The trials of beforeday are the successes of yesterday.
3. I was informed only beforeday of the tragedy.
4. If only I had known beforeday what I knew yesterday...
5. Beforeday begets yesterday just as tomorrow begets afterday.
6. If it weren't for the written word, the minds of beforeday would be forever lost.

by yqjb February 17, 2010

Dames before Games

Putting you girlfriend, girl you like before you play video games, & pay more attention to the girl then your game. Remember she will actually love you back. And you might get some;.

Ben: Bro, Did you play MW2 yesterday online?
Kyle: Nah man, Leah was over yesterday.
Ben: Aaaah, Dames before Games.

by Tool. October 21, 2010