BEEF LOG

n. pl. (BeefLogs)

1. A Naturally Enormous Flesh Of Meat Belonging To The Penis Family.

2. A Part Of The Male Anatomy Of Any Race Who Is Found Well Endowed.

3. Cannot Be Protected With Any Prophylactic Smaller Than A Magnum XL.

4. Will Cause Normal Civilian Women And/Or Men To Become Insanely Jealous, Possessive And Chronic Personal Voicemail/Email Hackers During And After Sexual Relations.

5. Causes Immense Jaw Muscle Pain Immediately Following Oral Entertainment.

6. Often Nicknamed "The Third Leg."

"Giiiiiirl, We Had A Great Time Last Night! And The Beef Log Was OFF THE HOOK!"

BEEF LOG by Imrov Queen Domingo October 29, 2012

beef mountain 

a very tall and muscular person

That man over there is quite a beef mountain, he must be a weightlifter.

beef mountain by Mr. Eggplant February 13, 2014

Beef Cobbler 

A saggy black vagina.

Dequan's moms beef cobbler is gross.

Beef Cobbler by The New Blue Waffle Taco July 26, 2014

Beef Teriyaki 

The act of eating a person out until they poop in your face, smearing the poop as you eat them out.

Man, my mouth tastes shitty after having some of Susie's Beef Teriyaki

Beef Teriyaki by Towlie47 May 26, 2015

beef chowder 

Don't be gross it's just chowder with chunks of beef.

Bob is making the biggest batch of beef chowder I have ever seen.... Ew

beef chowder by Youcant October 16, 2015

beef in the lair 

When you see Grandad eating a burger in your basement

Wanna go get some beef in the lair?

beef in the lair by Real_Big_Cheese November 6, 2015

beef flower 

Beautiful blossoming lady parts.

Women's vagina

She's got a beautiful beef flower

beef flower by Ladyjohnson December 2, 2015