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Biting Your Baby

An affirmative statement or acknowledgement of information.
A jovial retort.

Roots, if they must be traced, are archaic and are in reference to one's "baby maker" (that you are putting your mouth near it/on it).
One is so much in agreement with the other person that they would preform oral sex with each other.

Not a threat, although new mothers don't favor this term. Use discretion with your slang.
The negative form is also easy to use:

"I am NOT biting your baby".

Other forms exist such as:
"I'm gnawing your toddler"
"Chomping your child."

Used usually to add variety by those that are already familiar with "biting your baby".
Drew: I'm having a barbecue on Saturday.
Tyson: What are you grilling?
Drew: Steak and corn on the cob.
Tyson: I'm biting your baby! I'll be there.

Drew: Tonight Ingrid and I are going out to the movies, do you want to come?
Ian: I'm biting your baby, but I've got to work on this script. Thanks, though.

Jayson: Do you want to hang out at my house?
Drew: So I can watch you play Wii? I am not biting your baby.
by AGS July 11, 2007
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beating the clock

Masturbating in a very small amount of time right before one must leave for work or other engagement.
He is supposed to be here soon. He must be beating the clock.
by MateoP April 1, 2008
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bting out

Doing something that's really cheesy, or telling everyone you meet about your sex life.
Ron: Hi I'm Ron
Joe: Hi I'm joe, dude I had sex last night and it was so amazing I couldn't finish though.
Ron: Well that sucks, but man you're kinda bting out.
by assfuckermckee August 5, 2008
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biting chunk

oral copulation, sucking a dick, getting a mouthful of penis.
Bitch that was biting chunk last night was your Mama, then your sister stepped in.
by Crazy68 August 28, 2009
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Badingdong

1. n. a word used to express disdain or disappointment.

2. n. a word that can be interchanged with any inappropriate word for those of us who can't say "penis" or "vagina" and feel the need to replace it with childish terms such as badingdong or hibbity dibbity
teacher: billy, did you do your homework?
billy: ughhh badingdong... that was due today??

joe: so sarah... I think its time we let our badingdongs meet each other.
by 944725 April 25, 2010
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pube basting

During sexual intercourse, the pubes become coated with bodily fluids. After time the coating becomes thicker and crusties are created.
This fat juicy hoe came over. She was really wet and sticky. Probably from all the gravy in her diet. She was fucking pube basting my shit all night and I had to get out paint thinner to remove the fucking crusties.
by Pube Baster September 4, 2009
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Bird bathing

to choke on a large member until it becomes turgid and ultimately spurts into one's mouth. This act is then follow by the regurgitation into another's mouth.
Hey bro, you wanna do some bird bathing.......no homo
by Freakish_dong January 29, 2020
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