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the infinityth base

having and orgy with chuck norris, god, the devil, mastar cheef, joe lapp, (a faggot) and *a turtle* while the devil takes it up the ass by god, the turtle rides chuck norris, joe lapp......blows mastar cheef while sean prosser stands naked in the witchs position grunting
guy1:omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg
guy2:wut?!?! wuts rong!!!!
guy1:....i just witnissed the infinityth base........and my penis reverted back inside me, impregnated me, n then aborted me all at the same time......is this real life?
guy2: i think time has stopped
guy1:what the hell is the cloverfield monster??
guy2:y cant i see my air?!??!??1
guy1:WHAT IS MY SOUP SPELLING????????
guy2:AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1:WHATS GOING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:2YUG IT DOESNT HAVE A CLUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
GUY1+2:WTF!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!
by danky yalow monky January 12, 2010
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Hair at the base

-It describes a grown man situation. Being that the if the Dick has hair at its base, then it belongs to a grown man.

-Used to describe something manly, Gnarly, rad, boss, dope, or awesome.
Example 1
-"Dude this UFC match has hair at the base."

-"What?"

-"It's dope as balls"

Example 2
-*sluurrp* "DAMN this Slurpee has hair at the base."

Example 3
- "Yooo that steezy kickflip back tail had hair at the base!"
by Lord Edward Everton VI December 6, 2010
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39th base

When you get a girl to ride your dick in a movie theatre while your mom is down 2 to 5 rows, any more or less is just crazy, it also is easier to have a scitso monkey.
dude my mom caught me attempting the 39th base yesterday..
by Duncsin July 7, 2008
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second base

first base: kissing, french kissing, open mouth
second base: feeling up, touching breasts/ nipples, shirt off, touching penis
SHORT STOP: fingering, hand job
third base: blow job, eating out, tossed salad
home: duh, sex
ha ha i accidentally got to second base the other day didn't even realize my hand was there!!
by fowerlife April 30, 2008
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23rd base

u have to stop lookin these stupid bases up their is nooooooo more!
Jonny: Dude i had fuckin 23rd base last night.
Adam: Their is only four fuking bases go kill your self you fucking bitch.
by Jon q 24 December 30, 2008
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9th base

folicular sex, or sex with hair follicles. warning this can cause severe bleeding.
mike: oh my justin! did you hear, josh and jessie got to 9th base last week!
tim:holy shit, that's why she hasn't been at work all week!
by ilove9thbase August 23, 2010
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17th Base

Shooting a woman and fucking the bullet hole
Guy: Dude, got to 17th Base last night
Friend: did she live?
by pHyR3 August 25, 2011
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