A short, feisty girl. She's beautiful, but she just doesn't know it. She's smart, she won't show it. She's loved, but she feels lonely. She has great friends, but she won't say so. She feels love-deprived, but everyone loves her. She's afraid, afraid of her past. She falls in love too much. She has a broken heart, but she can't show it. She is the best friend you could ever ask for, but she won't agree.
Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.
Emily Bacon is very aggressive, but scared; she's feared, but fears death; she's small, but she acts big. Emily Bacon is a different kind of Emily, not like the other Emily's on Urban Dictionary. She stands up for what she believes in, but that never seems to be enough. She's one of those girls you can't help but fall for. Guys are afraid to ask her out because they think she's scary, but this only hurts Emily Bacon more. If you know an Emily Bacon, be kind, generous, loving, thoughtful. Don't hurt Emily Bacon, she's already been through enough pain.
Jake: Wow. I truly hate Emily Bacon, she's so mean and scary!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!
Averie: You know, saying bad things about her isn't going to change her. Why can't you just be nice, she's been through enough!
Jake: Ohh... I never thought of it that way. Now I feel bad, you know I have wanted to be with Emily Bacon forever?! I love her so much...
Averie: then go ask her out you big dummy!!
Jake: But I'm still equally scared of her!!
by I hate my life... December 4, 2011
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Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.
Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.
May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.
Usually asked to your partner(s) in less than legal deeds when you think the cops may be afoot but are not completely sure or don't see them. Can also be used to bring up the suspicion that somebody may be a cop to said friend.
Can also be used as a phrase to alert homies and ask them to look around for police activity in the area.
May have originated from the movie "Wayne's World" when character Wayne Campbell asks Garth if he smells bacon in front of a police officer outside a diner.
*black Crown Victoria rolls down street*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*
Stoner 1: "Do you smell bacon?"
Stoner 2: "Yea man, put that shit out."
*hides joint as cop turns around*
by henup September 26, 2007
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1. To spam an online discussion with inane and off-topic comments in an attempt to stifle intelligent debate. Usually done by insecure forum members (fanboys) who are unable to acknowledge or discuss negative aspects of their chosen platform.
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
2. To derail an online discussion under the guise of "self-moderation".
This term originated on the Playstation 3 (PS3) section of the well respected site AVS Forum. A thread was started to discuss the (then) recently announced $1 billion loss by Sony and how that would affect the pricing and future of the PS3. A small minority of forum members took this to be an attack on the PS3 and proceeded to inundate the thread with off-topic banter and in-jokes (involving turkey-bacon and waffles). Regular forum members continued to try to analyse the subject, but the intelligent and acute postings were overwhelmed by off-topic chatter and the thread eventually closed. Thus, it was said that the thread was "turkey-baconed".
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i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
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