ballen

Patrick is white, Patrick thinks he is "ballen", wrong.

ballen by Sarrrrahhhhhhh November 1, 2007

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melon-balling

to thrust one's penis in between a woman's breasts to resemble intercourse. This word is used as a cleaner version of the word 'tittie-fuck'.

In pornos sometimes as foreplay or during intercourse, the men will begin melon-balling as a way to prolong the sexual activity.

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When, during intercourse, the balls are inserted into the ass of the other partner, causing shit to get on the balls.

Me and Jen got drunk and we were shit balling all night!

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Billing a client for at least a disbarment's worth of fraudulent time worked.

Lionel Hutz, a prominent staff attorney, was caught billin dirty when he worked 3 hours and billed 30.

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"That ballon can jump surprinsingly high!"
"Shauna just ate all of my cookies, that ballon!"

ballon by thunderfox73 September 26, 2013

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The process of smoking marijuana like an arrogant prick; looking like an angry bull; conceded in smoking.

"You really were angry bullin' that hit son, next time don't be such a deuche."

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