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Brandon

Ultra sweaty try hard who has no life. Also has Demascus on COD which means he has no life.
Oh man that guy was a total Brandon!
by Commander Abominable August 9, 2020
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Brandon

A person who most likely has glasses, has feminine qualties, and of Idian descent. If he plays video games, probably has the worst aim out of all of his friends. Has a 37% chance of being gay as well.
BRANDON SUCKS ASS!
by Kyle Dawson NY July 14, 2022
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Brandon

Brandon is da big gei
by Brando da Pedo May 21, 2019
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Brandon

Brandon is an okay person.... he’s a-bit of a wankerand a massive pervert he is in love with Brooke Busbyand Carmen Kassia
brandon: I love you Carmen

Carmen: no...
by rexoc1237281! April 20, 2020
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Brandon

1. The most amazing and caring man in the world.
2. Capable of more than they give themselves credit for.
3. Someone I am always excited to spend time with.
4. The BEST person for Brittany and Everett.
I can't imagine spending my life without Brandon.

I'm so lucky to have Brandon in my life.

I love Brandon so much.
by justsomegirlinlove October 5, 2020
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Brandon

A superficial political player willing to do anything, no matter how unethical or reprehensible, to increase their own power, personal bank account or family standing while shrieking that anyone who opposes them are the actual bad actors in any given situation. A Brandon is especially gifted at harnessing - or trying to harness - the official power of the state, employer or media to punish innocent people who disagree with them. (See also Karen.)
"I was in Starbucks talking about the pointlessness of vaccine mandates for 'omicron' and some #Brandon started shrieking that he was going to call the cops. Jesus, can you believe these people?"
by ProfitGeoff December 25, 2021
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Brandon

Big dick and extremely sexy amazing hugger and not Awkward at all can definitely talk to girls *wink* *wink* all the girls love him and not single
Brandon is thicc
by Kiwimythologiesmyeloid November 7, 2019
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