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Boner Bonus 

(n) a gift or reward for watching porn; specifically pertaining to the act of watching an adult web cam show and receiving compensation for your time.

(Etymology) The origins of the word can be traced to the first cash back and reward site: Boner Bonus
Terry: "Why do you watch adult cam shows?"

Dave: "Because websites like Boner Bonus give me free cash, ldo."

Terry: "Wow, that's a nice boner bonus."
Boner Bonus by FreddyCask May 16, 2011

boner bruise

that painful feeling on your mons pubis the morning after dry humping a guy with a boner
Brittany: 'Do you want to go on a bike ride today?"
Me: "No, I have a huge boner bruise from last night."
boner bruise by britkav July 18, 2012

Boner Island

A man when he sees an attractive figure of the opposite sex
You are now entering boner island!
Hey, how would you like to come visit my island?!
Boner Island by JesusK5609 July 6, 2016

boner jams 

a collection of various porn scenes on a dvd or cd rom.
"I just made a boner jams that I can watch while on the plane to go to a business meeting."
boner jams by bobfuckupamust March 9, 2010

Boner Shrinker 

Someone so unattractive that it totally turns you off, AKA makes you lose your boner.
On SNL, "Hilary Clinton" called herself a boner shrinker.

I was getting so horny checking out a hot underwear model the other day- then a guy so ugly walked in that I was completely incapable of staying aroused. What a boner shrinker.
Boner Shrinker by Kr1574 February 21, 2009

Boner Fodder 

Anything in the world that contributes to a male erection.
Ben: Look at the tits on Tina!
Nick: She's so f'ing hot!
Josh: She is bona fide boner fodder.
Boner Fodder by Josh McFarland September 6, 2007