Hover Bird

A co-worker hovering behind you staring at your computer screen.

Kirk stop being a Hover Bird...

Hover Bird by joe was here also September 30, 2014

the rolling birdhouse 

a sexual act where the mn shoves both of his feet up his own anus and the female chews his genitals.

elroy is the best at the rolling birdhouse

the rolling birdhouse by assBlood March 13, 2015

put a bird on it 

Phrase exclaimed when placing an image of an avian creature on any item, especially one that was "handcrafted" or "thrifted" so as to make it totally adorable and artistic. It's, like, soooooooo cute! Whether it's a necklace or a t-shirt or an iPad cover or a corset, it could probably use a bird on it.

From the IFC show Portlandia.

Hipster 1: Oh my god, I LOVE your tote bag, where did you get it?
Hipster 2: Oh this thing? I just bought it for $75 at Brooklyn Flea but it was so boring until I put a bird on it!
Hipster 1: You should sell it on Etsy!

put a bird on it by Valley of the LOLs October 15, 2011

Flightless Bird 

The saddest fanfic of all time! Read it on AO3 by audreyheart

LARRY!

A: have you read Flightless Bird?

B: isn’t that the one that had you sobbing for 4 hours after you read it?

A: Yeah, and?
B: I value my mental health

Flightless Bird by Larrybaby September 6, 2021

Lucan Bird 

being called this is the biggest insult , this specimen of human has been ran through more than the old trafford tunnel , they have been fingered more than a bowling ball and been passed around more than a vape at sutton beach. main features of this animal is dirty looking eyelashes with manky lil eyebrows and they love to go around saying heya hun. in all my years i have never met a smellier dirtier whore than one that was called a lucan bird

yeah boys a lucan bird is after texting me there gonna have to get a new phone now

Lucan Bird by Declan Davila January 20, 2022

High on Bird Dick 

An idiom used when someone says something so outlandish it goes against anothers thinking. They must be really high.

Someone: i think i could jump off the Golden Gate Bridge and survive the jump, the cold water, and the sharks and if not, you will jump in and save me, eh?

Another: Girrrll, you are High on Bird Dick!

High on Bird Dick by Jennni March 15, 2018

Birdie num num 

Name of bird food used by Peter Sellers in the move "The Party".

"Um, birdie num nums." Peter Sellers mutters as he empties the box into the cage

Birdie num num by Cogswell Gearhead September 20, 2005