asshole reflux

asshole reflux - the gag reflex that is experienced when the stomach suddenly contracts and splashes acid into the esophagus in response to the inability to choke the shit out of another, usually because the other is an asshole in superior position or rank

I get asshole reflux every time Babs comes to my office.

by TooSick4U August 15, 2008

Asshole Terraforming

The process of destroying someone's asshole so completely that afterward a terraforming process can take place to make the ass capable of sustaining life.

I forgot to get my viking wife a valentines day gift, so she proceeded in Asshole Terraforming so brutally that half of our livestock now live there, complete with a chemically stable atmosphere.

by Placentoid April 30, 2013

Asshole Work

Work that can be done by any unskilled person. Cleaning, picking up trash, etc.

I spent all day cleaning stains off the floor, it was total Asshole work!

by jtj12 July 9, 2018

asshole guy

Indian-American slang word for "asshole"

Don't get behind me you asshole guy!

by NoorAlikhan September 9, 2011

Narcissistic asshole

Self absorbed asshole.

Upasana Patel is a narcissistic asshole.

by @asoni35 August 17, 2015

generosity asshole

The driver in front of you who stops to let EVERY other driver turn left, right or whatever.

"Sorry I'm late. I was stuck behind a real generosity asshole."

by Pinay #1 September 9, 2011

asshole naked

The absolute most naked you can be. No clothes no wallet no ride no blanket.....nothing.

That hooker tried to rip me off so I left her asshole naked on the side of the road.

by rws2012s August 24, 2009