anal weasel

The act of using both of your hands to forcefully insert a weasel you bought off a black man into your anal canal where it will live inside you for the next 3.14 weeks until it shredds out of your urethra using its sharp teeth.

Colin: "Where's Jack?"
Luke: " Jack got an anal weasel"

by Twenty Juan Pilots November 28, 2016

anal bees

Bees that fly into the anal cavity, and implant themselves into the rektum.

I hear Bode's anal bees really hurt.

by YaBoy1155 June 8, 2017

Anal Death Star

A sex toy that literally rips your ass hole apart

"That toy ripped my ass hole like the Death Star hitting Alderaan" said the dirty girl

That anal Death Star destroyed my booty hole with one blast oh it hurt but was so satisfying

by shovel breaker October 26, 2017

Aalyia

The most creative and artistic girl in the world. She is devilishly cute and she is very good at charming anyone she meets. She makes friends easily and is extremely caring and loyal, but has that one girl who is her arch enemy. She can either be your best friend or your worst nightmare. Extremely pretty and intelligent. Also an extreme boy magnet, plus an ultimate badass that can kick your ass.

Person 1: Did you see Aalyia today?
Person 2: Yeah she is a total badass.

by Jamlessbitches May 2, 2018

Anal Blast 9000

When you Anal a girl so hard she can’t walk straight up to a week.

Friend 1: Damn I Anal Blast 9000 Sara and she still can’t walk straight.
Friend 2: Holy shit that was like 4 days ago!!!
Friend 1: Hell yeah

by IDontknowwhattocallmtself June 29, 2018

Anal Blitzkrieg

A brutal anal pounding by a German

Andrew's German friend unleashed an Anal Blitzkrieg on his ass.

by Benjo82 February 11, 2019

anal summoning

when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass

Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.

by blurrylights February 13, 2019