BEN LOMAND ALLEN

A guy who says he'll kick your ass but then chickens out when you say you'll butt fuck him instead.

BLA-"Im gonna Kick your ass!"
ME-"Shut the fuck up! I could butt fuck you against your will"
BLA- THROWS A FIT AND FRIENDS BREAK IT UP. Typical Ben Lomand Allen

by Irishbackrub May 18, 2025

sylvia allen

A Sylvia Allen is when you rub your nose through someone’s pubes and sniff around like you’re in a magical enchanted forest looking for smurfs.

Jade has a full natural Bush, perfect for a good Sylvia Allen

by Dan Hauser January 9, 2020

Allen

a god among men. Looks like he was carved from a block of titanium by Prometheus himself. Creates a following of devoted acolytes with a mere gaze, a male medusa. Both dominant and subservient to his women. creates a balance so perfect they cant help but always come back. The incarnation of an aphrodisiac.

Acolyte: Yo, that's Allen...
Everyone: Omfg... I already came

by Parthurnax November 23, 2021

Allen

Allen is a middle-aged man who has a dent on their head. They also are dumb and stupid. They also are a rude person to many

Omg, that Allen was so rude!

by Chanel Perkins September 18, 2022

Josh Allen

Electric.

Josh Allen is simply electric.

by GoodVocab January 15, 2024

Allen-Marcus

Best person in the world ong

You’re such an Allen-Marcus. This shit mad cringe

by Allen-Marcus November 23, 2021

Jacob Allen

Jacob Allens are so short dude like you can't even hear them talk, they can't even talk right. they laugh like a a fucking rabbit and are SOOOO shit at Minecraft even though they are thicc. they are heaps gay too.

person 1: what's that fucking ant waving at me?
person 2: oh its just a Jacob Allen.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE August 16, 2019