Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.

Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!

by kpiks517 December 28, 2012

Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.

"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"

by Broken_World October 31, 2022

Meme aids

When a meme has been passed along so many times it has contracted meme aids.

"Geez, this looks like it's been screenshotted thousands of times!"

"It must have meme aids"

by THood234 July 24, 2020

Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin

This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.

by Oside79 March 1, 2014

mens aid

A strong orginization of independent men that will tolerate no fucking shit from any hoe bag

I dont need to listen to you you fat bitch, im a member of mens aid

by david fucking fairbrer May 31, 2017

Bennett - Aid

A magical sugary drink sold at Whitewater High School. It was originally created by band students at a football game and since then, it has gained great popularity among many students.

I just had some Bennett - Aid and I feel really weird. I can already feel the diabetes developing.

by Valve_oil_needed October 16, 2019

Aids broke

Being able to not get food but get Smash Bros Dlc

Can I eat something at your house tomorrow? I have no money for food. Also, did you see the new joker DLC I bought? Haha, I’m so Aids broke

by HarryPooterz October 25, 2019