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Rite-aiding

The elaborate pranking process in which one buys a novelty item from Rite-Aid in the dead of night, pairs it with suggestive song lyrics, and anonymously leaves it on someone's doorstep to be discovered the next morning. This is an undertaking to be done to one's friend, the enjoyment of which comes from the mental image of that person dumbfounded by the ridiculous gift.
Me: I left a "World's Best Mom" coffee mug on his doorstep and put the lyrics to "Afternoon Delight" inside!
Friend: Whoa Dude, nice job Rite-aiding!
by kpiks517 December 28, 2012
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Dirty aide

An act in which a person fucks someone violenty and explaining a conspiracy theory to them and all the way shotgunning beers
by Bannyisgay July 15, 2021
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beering aids

Like beer goggles for your ears, beering aids make even the most annoying/horrible song, singer, person, (fill in the blank) sound better than while you are sober.
Karaoke was worse tonight without my beering aids. She didn't sound like Mariah Carey at all!
by bellizima December 28, 2011
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AIDS parlour

A tattoo studio, doctors surgery, piercing studio, brothel or prostitute's vagina which is particularly dirty or of ill repute.
I was going to get a tattoo but the place down the road is a total AIDS parlour.
by WONDERBRAins January 22, 2011
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Bennett - Aid

A magical sugary drink sold at Whitewater High School. It was originally created by band students at a football game and since then, it has gained great popularity among many students.
I just had some Bennett - Aid and I feel really weird. I can already feel the diabetes developing.
by Valve_oil_needed October 16, 2019
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Gout aids

A terrible form of gout, usually contracted by people who reside in the North of England. Oddly an illness associated with a higher than average Milwaukee tool count.
"Dan's complaining a lot about his foot"

"He probably has gout aids"
by Broken_World October 31, 2022
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Meme aids

When a meme has been passed along so many times it has contracted meme aids.
"Geez, this looks like it's been screenshotted thousands of times!"

"It must have meme aids"
by THood234 July 24, 2020
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