African Slumber Party

The act of crapping on both sides of a friend's head while they are sleeping over to create the illusion of Africans having a slumber pary from afar.

When Bill told me he didn't have my money the night he came to sleep over i decided to throw him an African Slumber Party.

by M3tzg3rm3ist3r March 26, 2009

African common cold

HIV.

"So, it turns out I have HIV."
"It's ok man, just think of it as African common cold."

by FilmSchoolTroll February 24, 2013

african monkey dick

A damn nigger with a 500 inch dick like jay

wow that african monkey dick is so big

by Joshua Ray Teelman April 21, 2018

African Itchy Bum

The unfortunate situation that occurs to some either during or after a trip to an African country when they experience a horrific and maddening "anal itch" from explosive travellers diarrhea. Otherwise referred to as "ass itchy and burning" and "atomic itchy bum" Often abbreviated to "AIB"

Oh man-I got back from holidays like four days ago and I have the worst African Itchy Bum ever!

by stinkybutt55 January 17, 2010

African Voodoo Mask

When two people paint each others face with thier partners shit. Can also be done to ones self. Peanuts optional

That bitch gave me a helluva African Voodoo Mask

by Mike Ootch December 13, 2006

frozen african dildo

when you take a shit and mold it into a dildo shape and put it in the freezer and once its nice and stiff put a condom on it and please yourself

I had to go the bathroom but i was horny too so I took a crap and turned it into a frozen african dildo and then used it to please myself.

by lmaowords August 20, 2009

South African Tortilla

Basically when a white girl gets gang banged by a bunch of black dudes so hard that afterwards her pussy looks like a pretty fucked up tortilla

Damn I heard that Jennifer got herself a South African Tortilla after she came back from the black expo.

by teravin101 October 9, 2010