My brain had an abortion

It's when you're about to to have a Thought Baby, but lose it.

A: "I almost had it but then my brain had an abortion."
B: "what?"
A: "I was about to have a Thought Baby, but then my brain had an abortion
B: "Ahh, I see. I hate when that happens"

by Sloth Lord July 29, 2018

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Snort abortion

A snort abortion is when u blow out, extract, excavate, and or abort a large gnarly snot rocket that's built up from copious amounts of cocaine.

Hey bro do you wanna rip a few lines and hit the bar? Hell yeah but I've gotta do a snort abortion first, cause I've been ripping hollywood size Ricky's all damn.

by BigChief_164 April 22, 2024

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It’s when you’re dying to take a dump and you sit down on the toilet but then you look at your watch and go “oops” and realize you don’t have enough time and pull your pants up and take a chocolate rain check

I was so happy I finally found a bathroom but just as I sat down I remembered I had to pick up my dry clean before they closed and I had an anal abortion

by TLVNYC March 21, 2020

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