Asberger's

exhibiting a severe inability to function like a normal human being, akwardness in social interactions, and restricted, stereotyped patterns of behavior and interests. Normally associated with physical awkwardness

person 1: why did he keep trying to answer all those questions in class without ever knowing any of the answers? it's like he thinks he's the only one in the class.

person 2: see, i told you he had asberger's

by 2cool4lawschool December 17, 2008

Drama Alert

LET'S GET ROIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT INTO THE NEEEEEEEEWWWWSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

Drama Alert is a great YouTube channel.

by I eat poop 69 January 15, 2022

cage allergic

'offing' oneself rather than go to prison! (like the poor, dead, dc madam!!)

this concept is similar to the wolf chewing off its' paw, to beat a trap!

i'm cage allergic! i don't do cages!!

they caught him smoking a muggle, but he offed himself before they could 'cage him up'...he was cage allergic!

by michael foolsley February 23, 2010

Boner Alert

When your friend get a boner but doesn't know

Jacob-You excited for the speech
Justin-Yeah but , I'm a little nervous

Jacob-Just imagine everyone naked
DING!*
Jacob-Oh shit! Boner Alert!

by Xx_billyxmayZ_xX April 20, 2016

Adler

Adler. The most anooying brother. He makes his sister do literally everything for him. He cannot cook.

OMg! Adler sucks!

by fendee November 13, 2020

amber alert

When you see that stripper from the club out in public..

Amber Alert! Three O'Clock from the Gold Club!

by Dog Boy February 16, 2008

Red Alert

When out at a club or party, it is the time you and your buddies designate to stop being picky and settle on anyone that will hook up with you. Red Alert usually goes into effect about an hour before closing. The results of Red Alert mode have left many with someone who is coyote ugly.

"Hey, dawg, I ain't had no pussy in awhile. It's past 1am; I'm goin' into Red Alert right now!"

by bohits February 2, 2004