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Andres

That Spanish boy/man who is very retarded and he loves to play video games and usually talks about video games. He loves his girlfriend very much and will always hug her and trying to cuddle her as much as he can. He wants to give her the conq but NOoooOoOooo thats not until the future!!!!
His girlfriend: Wow! Andres sure has an amazing conq!!!

Everyone else: It is a millimeter peener!!!
by emo.bum.idiot April 16, 2019
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Andres is like the dude from the most interesting man in the world commercial. He is always dressed to the nines, gets the hottest girl, can build anything, works hard but love to enjoy his beer at the end of the day. Chicks love him guys wanna be him the end!
Andres is cool as fuck!
by Brown_ Eyed Girl November 22, 2021
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Smart man but he ain't loyal doesn't get every girl he is treated like a dog because his gf got him on a leash but ayy he still a bitch
Omg look at Andres his gf got him on the leash tight
by Andresthecreatorthetruthreveal December 8, 2017
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A smart guy that is considerate w others feelings. He’s artistic, and loves the outdoors. He’ll take several shots w you then get into deep conversation about mysteries of the universe. Andres has an open mind when it comes to music, he enjoys several genres. Usually a high profile individual, with cool friends. Andres usually carries the team in COD. Great partner in crime.
Did you see Andres down that whole bottle of 42!?
by Gweenteem May 13, 2020
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A skinny black boy who doesn't care about your feelings. He is a pervert and will look up your skirt or down your shirt. Be careful around Andre. He might jump out from a bush and kidnap you. Especially if your name is Reyna. He is sexist and when you get to know him, you'll realize that common sense isn't common to everybody. He wears cologne to impress girls and thinks he can bag them but really he's just a wannabe Micheal B. Jordan. He spends his free time singing anime theme song karaoke and annoying people. If you meet an Andre, cut him off. Don't make the mistake of keeping him around like I did.
Bro who's that guy hiding in the bushes over there?
That's Andre. Don't make eye contact with him. Just keep walking.
by bitchesbeb000ners March 15, 2020
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The greatest inspiration that I ever known. People treat him like garbage and he still found ways to make that money. Women wish they can have him and men wish they be friends with him. He's too pure for the caca!!
Guy 1: I heard Doris still talking to Andre.
Guy 2: She doesn't like him though.

Guy 1: Yeah. He rather feed the hungry, homeless people than being heartbroken.
Guy 2: He's the best! As usual...
by ZaddyShango April 13, 2021
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Andre Norton

Like holy shit, I'm hooked on all of Andre Norton's books!
by lotsOlove January 10, 2013
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