Happy Jizz

When a man jizzes, whether just slightly or a full on orgasm, out of sheer happiness with no sexual pleasure involved

Dude my girlfriend bought me some fresh Adidas. I think I just happy jizzed. Now I need some fresh boxers

by Alollipoplover254 February 1, 2015

Anal Jizz

When someone cums inside your butt, but it comes out soon after or later after mixing with shit

After I cummed in my girl, she had some nasty anal jizz, it was brown and rank

by Dengo August 6, 2015

jizz station

That moment when you’re about to climax and you go into the position consisting of toe curling and twitching whilst on the point of ejaculation

Ronnie: Kevin stop licking my asshole, i’m about to enter the jizz station!
Kevin: Sorry Ronald, we can move onto something else. I want this to go on for a while.

by Ronnie Singh April 18, 2020

Jizz Trumpet

Someone shooting his mouth off and not having a clue. Hes shooting jizz from his mouth like a firehose.

That politician is a jizz trumpet!

by Spiderwilliams April 27, 2020

Sniper jizz

Unexpected and from across the room

Person 1:AHHH WHAT WAS THAT?!!!

Person 2: You've been sniped.

Person 1:Dude I told you not to use your sniper jizz on me!

by chupe13 July 7, 2010

Jizz metal

An all-encompassing term for any boundary-crossing orgasmically good song or band. Used instead of the annoying practice of genre hairsplitting.

Bob- Cynic is fucking sick. What kind of band are they?
Jim- Jizz metal, don't worry about it.

by bb+af May 2, 2011

jizz-stimulate

1. to excite someone so much that the person is about to jizz in his or her pants

2. can be used interchangeably with the word 'sexy'

Stop jizz-stimulating me!

That red phone of yours is very jizz-stimulating!

I am jizz-stimulated by your tweeter.

by SexyBackWook May 25, 2009