whilst your hand asleep with no feeling, you masturbate with it feeling like someone else is doing it for you.
by beaner ledz December 20, 2009
by atomshifter June 04, 2017
When a woman has all the symptoms of her period (bloating, fatigue, mood swings, cravings, cramps) without actually being on her period. Or when she has all the symptoms when shes suppose to be on her period, but her period doesn't show up until two weeks later.
"ugh, my stomach hurts. I feel bloated"
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
"Are you on your period?"
"No, but I'm suppose to be."
"Ah, must be a ghost period."
by Anon A. Miss April 27, 2013
The feeling after a rough session of anal or vaginal intercourse, in where you still feel like you are being pounded long after the fact.
After a rough anal sex session with Amir, John felt like he was being ghost pounded during his nap the next day.
by JohnWalzyk April 06, 2008
The nonphysical embodiment of the original funny cartoon. Seen on wordAdult Swim/word on Sunday nights.
by larstait October 13, 2003
A fictional type of marijuana that will make you sound and kick it like your favorite rapper (from De La Soul's album Art Official Intelligence).
Hey hip-hoppers, tired of that old trend of ghostwriters? Well here's the newest sensation that's sweepin the nation! Ghost weed! Ghost weeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!
by WallabeeKid August 06, 2010
A sport where participants sneak into other peoples toilets' and take a shit, without flushing and without the knowledge of the toilet owner. This can be done to someone you know or a complete stranger, opportunities to ghost shit in a stranger's toilet are limited but the existence of outdoor toilets in sheds can create great opportunities
'Honey!, I just went out to do the washing and you've left a turd in the loo' 'I never use that toilet, maybe someone was Ghost Shitting last night'
by The Ghost Shitter February 06, 2012