Free Donges

A word that one calls out when one goes and attempts to tap someones testicles with the back of their hand. Usually a guy. Hopefully.

NOTE: If you're a girl and have Testicles, you should have that checked....

Me: Hey Thad...
Thad: What?
Me: FREE DONGES!!!! (backhand to the testes)
Thad: (On the floor).
Me: HaHaHa!!!

by $ie January 31, 2006

free puff

The smell of cannabis hanging in the air when someone else smoking it passes by

Just got another free puff.
Did you smell the free puff.
Lots of free puffs around here.

by Geniou3 October 26, 2019

Free Shitter

A person who gives away stuff or help for free.

IB TAT got a ride into town from a free shitter.

by c36b9 April 13, 2021

Free the genie

a. Fervently rubbing your lamp in order to release the angry men.
b. to masturbate.

Marcellus: How was your date?
Adam: Terrible, she left me with blue balls.
Marcellus: That blows dude.
Adam: Totally; when I got home, I had to free the genie.

by Bordchef May 24, 2013

Magic Free

When you have a free period on your timetable at school that you didn't expect. Usually found out at the start of the lesson.

Eg. Teacher is ill, or has to go on a course.

Pupil 1: Miss isn't here she got run over.

Pupil 2: ...... MAGIC FREE!

by Tazzle November 03, 2009

Free Robux

Free robux, despite popular demand... is possible to get. Not through the traditionally "Free Robux Generator 2021" but
with a little something called "groups" something like building places or making clothing can easily give you free robux so... yes free robux is achieveable

Person 1: FREE ROBUX 2021 WORKING GLITCH ON ROB(L)UX.com
Person 2: bruh these scam bots getting annoying

by am big big pro January 19, 2022

Free kick

A person who is incompetent at their job, so is offered up by their boss for “exciting development opportunities” to make them someone else’s problem. Their boss would rather have an empty chair in the office than that person.

Worker 1: “That new guy is fckn useless, does nothing and what he does do is terrible!”

Worker 2: “Oh you mean Keith. Yeah...dude was a free kick from sales”

by Magooo May 14, 2021