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trent baker

A person who makes you feel extremely jealous by his intelligence, humor, good looks, and HUGE COCK. All the girls want him, all the guys want to be him
"You're limping, what happened?"
"I fucked Trent Baker last night"
by D Drizzle raises the hizzle November 17, 2017
mugGet the trent bakermug.

Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.
I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.
by Jake&ace January 12, 2024
mugGet the Bakermug.

kick the baker

to snort cocaine (inhale through the nose), smoke it in a pipe or smoke crack cocaine (purer version)
sally may higgins: are you gunna kick the baker???

frank: ...yeh

sally may higgins: nicce, give me some of that shit.
by armanlickedoutannabel..what?! February 12, 2009
mugGet the kick the bakermug.

kaity baker

Kaity Baker is a beautiful creature with a hot sauce attitude. She's sweet as a button but sassy as cat shit. Kaity Baker will sing, dance,entertain, help. Kaity baker cares. Kaity baker listens. Kaity Baker talks soooo much. Loves the outdoors. A good mommy. Amazing in bed. Bomb kisser. Great poet/lyrical gifted. Is her fathers twin. Everyone either loves or hates Kaity baker. Easy to be friends with. Smokes entirely too much weed. Hometown girl. Traveler at heart. Namste. Cooking is a Kaity baker thing. You will never see a Kaity baker in jeans. Mostly a Kaity baker can be found sporting a side pony tale. The girl can sleep. Super duper goofy and mostly all the way up on 10 all the time. A Kaity Baker is a good thing to have on call. She's good at most everything.
Kaity Baker is a wild woman.
Kaity cannot be addressed without the baker.
Why would anyone eat a Cheeto out of their belly button or boob crack, or change their clothes just about anywhere & forget where she left them, oh because she's Kaity Baker.
by Tonguetied Travesty March 27, 2017
mugGet the kaity bakermug.

Tito Baker

by Thedeckofcards April 20, 2017
mugGet the Tito Bakermug.

baker

a doofus who joins in on conversations completely uninvited, spreading very useless information for no reason
he is a total baker
by infuriating potato January 20, 2022
mugGet the bakermug.

Baker

To do a job so poorly that it would have been better if you did not even show up from the beginning. Can also describe showing up late or not showing up at all.
Hey Todd and Dave, nice work here! You've totally bakered this job.
by Cochinoconcreto July 1, 2025
mugGet the Bakermug.

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