Brandon

Someone who always fucks something up.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about that guy who fucked something up?
Person 2: Yeah, his name's probably Brandon.

by bmjmb June 7, 2017

Brandon

He has a large ego, small dick, many pubes, and a dad body with double D tits. A complete thundercunt that dates an alien, and is fake as fuck.

Rebecca: Wow I have some competition
Jamie: Of what
Rebecca: Brandon's tits are almost as big as mine

by BrandonsFuckingTits November 10, 2018

Brandon

Brandon is one of the most amazing turd burglarizers in the world. He is the biggest dumbass ever known to mankind.

Brandon loves stealing turds

by Yodaddy6602 December 7, 2019

Brandon

F-boy.

Brandon is a f boy

by ñañaññqñqñqljejr October 17, 2019

Brandon

A guy who rather than has one, acts like a really big dick!

Someone who mistreats or bullies in order to feel good/strong or validated.
Douche

Bully
Prick

That guy is such an ass, a total Brandon!
That guy was totally talking shit to that little kid, then after school goes up to the kids mom talking about how he just wants to be his friend.
One that can't control their temper and diffuses their feelings by being me to everyone,.

by Middle Finger on each had up. May 11, 2019

Brandon

Brandon, they can be a real trouble maker but can somehow sometimes get out of it they can have big mood swings at times as well. They think they’re better than everyone else and have a short temper although never is anyone actually threatened by him.

Is that a Brandon?
And here comes Brandon.

by Nbd February 6, 2020

Brandon

worlds best up and coming cs:go player. Brandon will win 5 majors and set the standard for cs:go worldwide

Person 1: Did you see Brandon won the major without dropping a single round
Person 2: Expected, Brandon is the best of all time

by ShortyDorty May 5, 2019