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September 9

An Asshole was born on this day but I can’t say their name because of urban dictionary rules.

-Miranda Cosgrove
On September 9...

Happy birthday!”

“Yeah, I’m an asshole!”

“I know!”
by Miranda Cosgrove December 17, 2020
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9/11

When George Bush blew up the world trade centre.
People say that in 9/11 jet fuel can't melt steal beams
by Pizza__ September 11, 2016
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April 9

Tell your friend who wants to fuck you, “to go fuck off” day.
Hey Dan, “I know I’m hot, but you’re married, so fuck off!”

April 9
by windsockwilly April 8, 2021
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Dec 9

Dec 9 is make the opposite gender *cough cough* male female feel good day
Jim: "bro it's Dec 9"
Tom: "what?"
Jim: " it's make the opposite gender cough cough* male female feel good day"
by Kakashi_Hatake7 December 8, 2020
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Year 9

Year 9 - A year where everyone looses their virginity. No one gives a f*ck about school until they have to choose their options, they say they care but all they do in lessons is waffle and go on their phones.
Joshua - ‘What was your best year?’

Ryan - ‘Defo year 9 mate’
by mataylor.1 January 31, 2020
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October 9

hey babe do you know what day it is… it’s October 9
by ash :))) October 5, 2021
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December 9

Kade: Hi
Me: It's December 9
Kade: And?
Me: U are APPRECIATED
by BEANTH November 16, 2020
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