Tebow 3:16 

The most recently added section of the bible accepted universally that states Timothy Richard Tebow is the second coming of the Mesiah.

Wow did you see tebow threw for 316 passing yards against the steelers.

Priest: Let us all get out our bibles and please turn to tebow 3:16. Now Marie would you please red it aloud

Marie: For God so loved the Denver Broncos, that he gave them his only true christian, that whoever believes in him shall not LOSE, but have eternal comebacks.

Tebow 3:16 by JohnElwaylovesTimTebow January 21, 2012

October 16

It is national shit on a bitch day and get away with it! October 16 is the only day where u can shit on a bitch and get away wt it

Person #1 - Look at that bitch walking down the hallway
Person #2- well today is 0ctober 16... you can shit on her and get away wt it!
*person #1 shits on the bitch
It is national shit on a bitch day and get away with it! October 16 is the only day where u can shit on a bitch and get away wt it

October 16 by Alladin Orlfugly-thot October 15, 2019

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat 

A good insult to against people you despise.

She’s as blind as my watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat and looks like it too.

watered-down 16-year-old aged Siamese bald cat by electrobaalsword December 14, 2021

February 16 

The day of making love to your cousin

Dude I had the best February 16th.

February 16 by CousinSleeperWither October 15, 2019

June 16 

If you were born on June 26th you are usually very prideful, usually if you are called India. You could either be very out going and have no same or finds fun in the fact your sad and likes to piss you off.

Me: hey India!

India: hey theofficialdeku

Me: wow I didn’t expect you to remember my name
India: I kinda forgot you existed lol, you see i was born on June 16 I’m a naturally like this

June 16 by Theofficialdeku November 2, 2019

June 16 

June 16 is the day when 150,000 people DIE on your birthday

June 16 Is When 150,000 People DIE On Your Birthdays

June 16 by XRattiotix November 2, 2019

jan 16 

This day we hugged a girl named Sarah just do it.

You: *hugs*
Sarah: why’d you hugged me? Oh wait is it Jan 16 nvm

jan 16 by Karen 2021 January 13, 2021