asshole status

1. the wearing of an article of clothing or jewelry that screams how much of an asshole its wearer is

2. an action (pose, dance move, etc.) done by someone that instantly labels them as an asshole

Dan: "Did you see what Noah was wearing the other day?"
Sam: "Yeah, Sperry's AND Oakley's... total asshole status."

Whitney: "Riley's pose in that pic is asshole status fersure."

by TWKonarik August 7, 2011

primo status

An action that a ghetto Spanish person would do.

If someone walks around with only their top button buttoned on their shirt.

Or if someone drives around in a low rider.

One would say "That's primo status". Its used in the same way one would say stalker status in describing one displaying those behaviors.

by Sinonymous May 24, 2009

status quo

the current condition before the war.

Lorena Bobbit used a knife to challenge the status quo.

by mac January 2, 2004

Zookeeper status

Used by guys to somewhat secretly discuss the amount of good looking chicks as apposed to ugly chicks at a party.

When the chicks are good:

Mr X: "Mate, whats the zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He is very much alert, its going to be a good night.

When the chicks are bad:

Mr X: "Zookeeper status?"

Mr Y: "He's drunk, all the animals are here"

Or any statement to those effects.

by Lewis Hawkins October 16, 2008

Status Thief

Someone who uses your witty and well thought out facebook status and accepts compliments and kudos for it.

BOB: "Jon posted the greatest status on facebook about his uncle's Rash."

JEFF: " WHAT? I posted that weeks ago, freaking status thief."

by J-Saturn January 17, 2010

Statue of liberty

When you pick up a girl by her vagina and hoist her like the fire on the goddamn Statue of Liberty.

Justice Winslow statue of libertied that girl in front of the entire party

My goodness that girl is high in the air, it kinda resembles the Statue of Liberty

by Donald sterling March 1, 2016

Ed Status

1. n. An event or act which is so totally fucked up it is beyond description.

John: Why did you kill your kittens and then put them in the microwave??

Ed: I like the smell of microwaved kitten carcass.

John: That's Ed Status.

by JTrain725 October 27, 2010