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a special weaver

a very special individual with special learning abilities, whose bowel problems and lush behavior prevent him/her from normal activity.
After a night of binge drinking the special weaver was forced to sleep in the garage, and then scolded for trying to scale the chimney.

A special weaver attempted to fart, but instead stained his pants with an obtuse amount of ass fluid.
by the glazed brownie master November 19, 2009
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walgreens special

Thank you for shopping at walgreens. Would you like a coupon for a walgreens special at the pharmacy?
by BappoKilled_theJappos June 11, 2019
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Shelton Special

When a woman urinates into a glass then the male blows his load into the same glass. One of the two drink it and then go back and forth swapping the urine filled semen into the others mouth. Then to finish the males spits the finished product into the females rectum.
My man gave me a nice Shelton special last night.
by ASovo23 August 8, 2014
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Shanghai Special

The dazzling act of giving someone a handjob with ramen in your hands
"Hey Jeff"
"Sah dude?"
"I think im gonna break up with Kelsey"
"Why fam?"
"She gave me a handjob with cooked ramen in her hand "
"Dude thats a fucking Shanghai Special!!"
by Butthole Shitstain May 26, 2016
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The "Special" Challenge

Try touching your fingers to your wrist and biting you neck at the same time.
Forest Gump got nothin' on that dude. He battles The "Special" Challenge everyday.
by Elegance February 15, 2010
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Splooge Special

When you're about to give a girl a back massage, instead of putting oil on her back, you cum on her back intsead!
I was about to get down with this chick when I gave her the Splooge Special!!
by melvinjunko June 29, 2009
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the tommy special

If you are going to have sex but forgot condoms and are uncircumcised and don’t wanna go raw just staple your foreskin together and boom the tommy special
Babe did you get the condoms, no but i got my stapler and foreskin so ima pull the tommy special
by foreskin eater November 16, 2019
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