Ken

A funny looking guy who sells drugs, eats dogs, and play Genshin Impact.

Joe: Ken is a heigui

by Jimmy Mac'Wifebeater June 1, 2023

Ken's ass

Jeffrey sucks ken's ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily: I sucked ken's ass last night!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

Kenning

a seventeenth-century term meaning "Pretending to work when you're not actually doing anything useful at all, often using the self proclaimed importance (moylesturbating) of the pretend work to hold power over co-workers in a vain attempt to gain favour of upper management."

"He said he has got lots of really important reports to work on today, so I've had to get out and work on my own this morning."
"It would seem so, but he's just kenning as usual. When I came back into the office, he was just on the phone waffling to Linda."

by chromal June 5, 2023

Ken-nap

The kidnapping of someone named Ken.

"Wanna Ken-nap?"

"My bestfriend is a Ken-napper."

by Ken_TheIsThe June 10, 2023

Ken

A man with the biggest shlong around and will rail anyones mom when he gets the chance. This man has enough rizz to get anyone he desires.

Ken is hiding an absolute beast behind his zipper.
Turns gay chicks straight!

by Sussybocka June 16, 2023

Ken vision

Ken vision is to peep something from far or before it comes out

I got Ken vision like d3

by Aduness June 28, 2024

C-Ken

He is a charming young man with a strong, very strong, criminal record in robbery and rape. He has fun nicknames like Kennyboy, The C-men and Big Black Nigger Monkey. If midnight was a human it would be him. Overall though a charming man that would definitely be pulled over by the cops.

Get back to picking cotton C-Ken.

by BaldBurrito76 July 11, 2024