shit-nick

The action of stealing something of little to no value. Most often when hammered or tanked.

"Dude, lets shit-nick that lamp shade"

"nah, lets shit-nick that shoe horn"

next day...
"why the fuck would someone steal a shoe horn?"

by DMPDpete September 28, 2008

Strategic Shitting

Verb

The act of deficating in a area within your apartment on pieces of newspaper so one or more of your roomates will unsuspectingly step into it, hopefully barefoot. The best strategic shits are those that go unnoticed.

After a superb strategic shitting play outside of Sam's bedroom, all Larry could do was sit back and wait.

by Uncle Larry October 15, 2006

Micro-shit

When one farts but forgot to wipe beforehand, creating a situation where small amounts of fecal particles are expelled, potentially leaving visible evidence. See also: skidmarks

I was getting a blowjob when I accidentally micro-shitted.

by Sgt pussyface November 11, 2017

Shit Kat

A melted kit kat
Or
A chick who gets into bed with you and soils herself because she nervous

I got in bed with some shit kat fat bitch the other day, it was nasty homez.

by Chrisdamainman September 9, 2005

shit bomb

when someone leaves an explosive, diarrhea shit in the toliet bowl (usually in a public restroom)which then leads to the entire bathroom reeking making everyone sick and no one dares to flush it because it THAT fowl

I walked into the Exxon bathroom and DAMN someone left a mighty shit bomb in there

by theshitbomber February 27, 2010

Shit Stick

1) slang for fecal matter

2) referring to the penis after unprotected anal sex

1) hey man ill be over in a bit, i just need to drop off some shit sticks

2) after i finished i slapped her on the ass with my shit stick

by Kompster October 16, 2009

No Shit Scooby

instead of sayin 'No shit sherlock'....replace sherlock with scooby. It's funnier and makes someone look even stupider

"Yo, that woman has some fake ass legs"

-"No shit, Scooby. There peg legs"

by Pumpernickle November 5, 2003