red shard

Your bleeding anus after consuming glass products

Dude, I got mad red shards.

by Cornelius Fudge Packer June 15, 2017

apo red

idiot

apo red is a sellout

by All Hail my penis July 1, 2017

Lawyer Red

The guy that is red with rage when you tell him they are not a real lawyer and never will be one. A Lawyer Red will often pretend to know about law and will watch law and order religiously to learn more. Lawyer Reds will also often carry around a copy of the constitution to prove they know more about law than you

"Oh do not try to talk to him about law, he is a total Lawyer Red and will try to out talk you"

by TheCrimsnFuckr November 8, 2017

Red

The color of your face, dick, and hands after masturbating too much.

I love the color red.

by clicktheredbutton.com November 9, 2017

Red Rocket

Very fast and very bloody

Also know in vehicles like "EPA Traktor"

God damn this Red Rocket is fast as fuck!

by EagleWaffle November 14, 2017

get on the red

going crazy?

i'm going to get on the red tonight

by rosia November 18, 2017

Red helix

Sexual connotation. Res helix is a drill bit brand from Milwaukee tools.

Refers in some circles to sodomy.

I will red helix drill fuck you up...

by Chipthedog April 20, 2018